Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
-Clean skin
-A winning smile
-That unforgettable Southern drawl

Southern women know their manners:
-"Yes, ma'am!"
-"Yes, sir!"
- "Why, no, silly!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
-"Y'all come back!"
-"Well, bless your heart."
-"Drop by when you can."
-"How's your Momma?"
-"Love your hair."


Southern women know their summer weather report:
-humidity
-humidity
-humidity


Southern women know their three R's:

-Rich
-Richer
-Richest


Southern women know their vacation spots:

-the beach
-the beach
-the beach



Southern women know the joys of June, July and August:


-summer tans
-colorful hi-heel sandals
-strapless sun dresses


Southern women know everbody's first name:


-Honey
-Sugah'
-Darlin'


Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

-Fried Green Tomatoes
-Driving Miss Daisy
-Steel Magnolias
-Gone With the Wind


Southern Women know their religions:


-Baptist
-Methodist
-Football



Southern Women know their country breakfasts:

-Red-eye gravy
-grits
-country ham 
-mouth watering homemade biscuits


Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

-Charleston
-Savannah
-New Orleans
-Atlanta


Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

-men in uniform
-men in tuxedos
-Rhett Butler, of course!


Southern girls know their prime real estate:

-the mall
-the Country Club
-the beauty salon


Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

-bad hair
-bad manners
-bad blind dates


Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!!

Now ...... Shugah, tell this to the girls who were raised in the South or wish they had been if you're a Northern transplant, Bless your heart, fake it!!